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SchitStorm University Unisex Hoodie
SchitStorm University Unisex Hoodie
SchitStorm University Unisex Hoodie

SchitStorm University Unisex Hoodie

Regular price $36.00 Sale

Introducing the SchitStorm University Hooded Sweatshirt – your ticket to higher learning and lower temperatures! This sweatshirt is so comfortable and cozy, you'll forget all about your academic woes as you bask in its warm embrace. It's the ultimate multitasker: keeping you toasty and stylish, all while boldly proclaiming your commitment to the art of surviving the shitstorm.

Crafted from a cotton and poly blend, this sweatshirt's fabric is as versatile as your excuses for missing class. With a soft cotton face fabric, it feels like a warm hug from your favorite professor (the one who gives out extra credit for clever excuses). The blend ensures that you're prepared for whatever meteorological madness the outside world throws your way.

Equipped with a spacious front pouch, this sweatshirt is more than just a garment; it's a storage solution for your dreams, snacks, and probably a stray pen or two. Whether you're stashing a mini survival kit for your long lecture days or providing a cozy nook for your pet hamster (because every student secretly wishes for a class mascot), this pouch is here to accommodate all your scholarly needs.

The SchitStorm University logo emblazoned on the sweatshirt is a reminder that you're navigating the tumultuous sea of education with style and wit. After all, education is the real shitstorm, isn't it? This logo doubles as a conversation starter, allowing you to bond with fellow students over your shared struggles and aspirations.

As you strut across campus (or binge-watch lectures from your bed – we won't tell), the SchitStorm University Hooded Sweatshirt ensures you're the epitome of comfort and charisma. It's like wrapping yourself in a security blanket that screams, "I might be drowning in deadlines, but at least I'm doing it fashionably."

So, if you're ready to conquer exams, survive group projects, and navigate the treacherous waters of higher education, do it with style and warmth in the SchitStorm University Hooded Sweatshirt. Because when life throws you shit, just throw on this sweatshirt and show the world that you're the master of your own academic destiny.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Chest width (inches) 20 21 23 25 26 ½
Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30