Making Schit We Want



Clothing with an attitude. It all started at mile marker 352 on the New York State Thruway, on a 550+ mile single day motorcycle ride from Michigan to Saratoga Springs, NY, when a NY State trooper pulled across the highway and told me the highway was closed for the President. When asked 'what president?' the annoyed trooper simply said "you're going to get wet." After 20 minutes sitting on my bike in the pouring rain waiting for Air Force One to make its approach into a nearby airport, a dude in a pickup felt sorry for me and told me to hop in to wait it out. That was the impetus for SchitStorm.


We don't make yoga pants, but we're game for just about anything else, as long as it pokes a little fun at the crazy world.

We're a bit nuts about quality and will ensure that everything we sell is something you'll be proud to own and wear or use.  With our basics, we've bought or received hundreds of t-shirts and sweats over the years and we know the difference between the ones we'll wear and the ones that will never see the light of day because they are just crap. We've selected our products as if we were going to wear it every day until it falls apart - and we're going to do just that and we think you will too.

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The company is hiding in Vermont but the attitude comes from Detroit. Think Lake Champlain meets Zug Island. Now that is an interesting mix. Enjoy, have fun, and drive straight into it.

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