Introducing the SchitStorm "Blah Blah Blah" t-shirt – the perfect attire for those moments when words fail you, but style certainly won't! Inspired by the iconic Iggy Pop album, which just happened to get a sprinkle of David Bowie magic, this tee is here to declare that sometimes, saying nothing is saying everything.
This t-shirt isn't just clothing; it's a declaration of your commitment to embracing the absurdity of life. Why waste precious breath when you can let your attire convey your thoughts, or lack thereof? It's like having a personal spokesperson for your inner monologue – or lack of one.
The design is sleek and minimalist, just like your approach to dealing with excessive verbosity. The words "Blah Blah Blah" are emblazoned across the front in a font that's so effortlessly cool, even fonts envy its style. And the color? It comes in a choice of colors to match your mood.
Wearing this t-shirt actually gives you a secret superpower. It repels small talk, deflects monologues, and transforms you into an enigmatic enforcer of chill vibes. Your friends will marvel at your ability to stay serene in the midst of verbal chaos, all thanks to the SchitStorm "Blah Blah Blah" t-shirt.
So, whether you're hanging out at the record store, blending into the background at a poetry reading, or just navigating the daily barrage of information overload, let your attire speak for you. Because when life starts blabbering, your t-shirt's got the ultimate comeback – and it's the epitome of Iggy Pop and Bowie-level cool. Blah Blah Blah, indeed!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!